What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?!?!
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Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!
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... ferice de cei ce le consuma :)
De la lume adunate si tot lumii redate.
Quote ;;))
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Humor hî-hî-hî
1. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
2. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
3. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
5. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
6. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
7. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
9. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
10. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
11. Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
12. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
13. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
14. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
15. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? (this is my favorite)
2. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
3. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
5. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
6. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
7. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
9. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
10. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
11. Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
12. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
13. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
14. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
15. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? (this is my favorite)
Umor cu substrat filozofic ;)
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(ratiune vs revelati(un)e)
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Un om cade într-un put adânc si se prabuseste treizeci de metri, pâna ce izbuteste sa se agate de o radacina firava oprindu-se în cadere. Dar abia daca mai reuseste sa se tina si disperat, striga:
- Hei, e cineva acolo sus?
Ridica ochii, dar tot ce poate vedea este un petic rotund de cer. Dintr-odata, în nori apare o bresa si o raza de lumina coboara spre el. O voce profunda bubuie:
- Eu, Dumnezeu, sunt aici. Da drumul radacinii si eu te voi salva.
Omul se gândeste o clipa si apoi striga din nou:
- Mai e si altcineva acolo sus?!?
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(... sau despre relativitatea timpului ;))
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Un melc e jefuit de doua testoase. Când politia îl întreaba cum s-au petrecut faptele, melcul raspunde:
- Nu stiu. Totul s-a întâmplat asa repedeeee!!!
(ratiune vs revelati(un)e)
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Un om cade într-un put adânc si se prabuseste treizeci de metri, pâna ce izbuteste sa se agate de o radacina firava oprindu-se în cadere. Dar abia daca mai reuseste sa se tina si disperat, striga:
- Hei, e cineva acolo sus?
Ridica ochii, dar tot ce poate vedea este un petic rotund de cer. Dintr-odata, în nori apare o bresa si o raza de lumina coboara spre el. O voce profunda bubuie:
- Eu, Dumnezeu, sunt aici. Da drumul radacinii si eu te voi salva.
Omul se gândeste o clipa si apoi striga din nou:
- Mai e si altcineva acolo sus?!?
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(... sau despre relativitatea timpului ;))
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Un melc e jefuit de doua testoase. Când politia îl întreaba cum s-au petrecut faptele, melcul raspunde:
- Nu stiu. Totul s-a întâmplat asa repedeeee!!!
Totul trece prin stomac LOL
Si tinerii trebuie sa aibe o menopauza mai lunga... :D :D :D
... si unde vrem sa ajungem în acest fel?!?! :D :D :D
